Archive for ‘Lists’

December 30, 2010

Top Ten Movies of 2010

Well, it’s time to roll out the Top Ten lists again. Did the year really go that fast? We’re really pushing against deadline with the hustle and bustle of the holidays, so this list is a little rushed. Here’s our Top Ten movies of 2010.

10. The Tooth Fairy –  Dwayne “The Johnson” Rock,  former Olympic boxer, displays his considerable range playing the tooth fairy in this delightful fantasy. You see, he is just way too big to be the tooth fairy. I mean, look how big he is? He’s just too big! That’s classic.  The children will be enthralled by Mr. Rock’s fairy wings, and the adults will swoon over Mr. Rock’s rippling fairy abs. 

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December 28, 2010

10 Worst Rom-Coms

 

1. “When Harry Shaved Sally”

2. “Debasing Amy”

3. “Pretty Scrotum”

4. “Forgetting Penny Marshall”

5. “There’s Something Itching Mary”

6. “You’ve Got Crabs”

7. “Knocked Up and Locked Up!”

8. “When Harry Met Sully”

9. “My Big Fat Greek Beheading”

10 “The Ugly Truth”

December 28, 2010

10 Worst Movie Books

by GooberLists

1. “I Farted at the Movies” by Pauline Kael (1981)

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December 21, 2010

10 Movies We Will Never Watch. Ever.

 

 

     1. Caddyshack 2 – Let’s see. Not to be sacrilegious, but the first “Caddyshack” was just an okay comedy to me, decent but not one of my favorites. I watched it once, drunk at a drive-in where it was paired with “Meatballs”, and that was enough. But in this sequel, there’s no Bill Murray or Rodney Dangerfield, they got Jackie Mason instead. While a Jackie Mason flick IS tempting, I hate sequels and someone told that me that in “Caddyshack 2”, the gopher actually talks. There’s no way I am ever watching that. Ever. I have actually put this on one of my worst movie lists (10 worst sequels) without seeing it, and I don’t feel guilty about it. I don’t think it’s necessary to watch it. You can just tell by looking at the box that it’s a train wreck and EVERYTHING about it is wrong. In this case, you CAN judge a book by its cover.

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December 20, 2010

10 Living People We Could Have Sworn Were Dead

 

1Imelda Marcos She inspired this list by showing up, out of the blue, on our Google News page.  This shoe fetishist and widow of former Philippine leader Ferdinand Marcos is currently an elected and serving member of the Philippine House of Representatives. Despite her husband murdering political foes willy-nilly, and raiding the Philippine treasury of billions before fleeing the country in 1986,  the..uh.. Philip-pin-ese saw fit to vote her into office in 2010. This is even more shocking to us since she’s clearly been dead for at least 15 years.

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